Dear Drake Bell,

First of all, big big fan. I loved your work in Drake and Josh. I will say that I liked Josh a little more, but hey, this letter isn’t for him, is it?

I will admit that I saw you once in LA during Politicon. I wasn’t sure if it was you, but I forgot my glasses on that trip so I had to get a little closer to figure out it was you. I swear, I was going to go up and say something to you, but I didn’t have anything for you to sign. I also wanted to value your privacy, like of course I knew you were the Drake Bell, but what if you were trying to lay low, to keep the attention away from yourself and on the intense political debates happening at the event? I couldn’t be the one to destroy your attempt at being politically engaged. And so I kept my distance.

I admire the fact that, even after D&J has ended, you still find a way to stay relevant. Whether it’s D&J cast reunions, your nudes, or your TikToks, you find a way back into the limelight and that’s truly a great endeavor. Like I said before, big big fan.

I think we have a common acquaintance and I’d LOVE to get in touch with you about it. I can’t say their name because of confidentiality and unwanted rise to fame, but if you email me, we can definitely get talking. Maybe we can all meet up for froyo or something. Just a thought.

Anyways, I just wanted to say keep up the good work, and here’s to hoping for a Drake and Josh reboot about you as parents, featuring even more diabolical Megan babies (preferably twins). Let your screenwriters know about the idea. And stay safe out there.

Best,
Oswaldo

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